
I really can’t lie to you. It’s late. I’m tired. I had a lot of food at Barmasa and then at Union at Aria Resort. I sat through Viva Elvis and when I saw Elvis swimming with Priscilla I got a little emotional. Don’t worry, I had a slider at Union that made me feel better. I then finished off my Viva Elvis drink that was a little on the sweet side but it kept me hydrated while those crazy acrobats kept my mind occupied during the show. I also had a few conversations with some guy who loves beef way too much and a girl who was just a tiny bit too excited about free wine. I had to have these conversations as a women, maybe she was a girl, gyrated right over my shoulder on the go-go stage.
Does this seem strange to you?
I know, me too. It’s what I do. It’s what I do to pay the bills and so that I can afford all those flip flops and cargo shorts that I should have grown out of long ago.
That was the first day of the Food & Wine All Star Weekend at Aria Resort. I can guarantee you that today as I sit with Jean Georges Vongerichten discussing his steakhouse I’ll be treated to some buttery beef that will make me question if vegetarians are aliens. I’ll probably invite Michael Mina on a camping trip where I’ll make him recreate some of his American Fish dishes. I’ll then spend a long lunch at Sage with Chef Shawn McClain and Top Chef winner Stephanie Izard. Just know that if I’m at Sage I’ll most likely indulge in some Absinthe. (FYI – Me + Absinthe can be a volatile combination)
Tonight is the All Star Tasting at the Food & Wine All Star Weekend so I’ll be loading up on samples from Sirio Ristorante, Julian Serrano as well as some cheftestants such as Yigit Pura, Angelo Sossa and Sam Talbot. There will be plenty of good food so I might go a little overboard and eat too much. It’s what I do.
I’ll end the night at HAZE Nightclub at Aria in some dark VIP booth with bottles everywhere and a huge guy not letting anyone pass the velvet ropes. I’ll feel like one of those Jersey Shore guys and I’ll be sure to call someone snookie or poochie or cookie. Sorry, I’m not up on my pop culture/reality TV stars. If you see me give me that head nod like we’ve known each other forever and I’ll invite you over. If you’re hungry don’t worry I’ll be wearing a jacket with plenty of extra pockets for all the good food from the All Star Testing.
I have no shame. I love food and if I can put a little away for later on the evening I’ll be on top of the world.
You’re Still Not At The Food & Wine All Star Weekend at Aria? originally appeared on About.com Las Vegas Travel on Saturday, October 22nd, 2011 at 11:00:33.
